I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an memek ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.
Now, porn according memek to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread — the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure crot passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their bokep energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing. porn ‘
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex — based on observation of our nearest primate cousins — was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.
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